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יום שישי, יוני 10, 2005

life before the computer

>MEMORY WAS SOMETHING YOU LOST WITH AGE.

>AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT.

>A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW.

>A CURSOR HAD HIS MOUTH WASHED OUT WITH SOAP.

>A KEYBOARD WAS ON A PIANO.

>A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME.

>A VIRUS WAS SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU SICK.

>A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT.

>A MOUSE PAD WAS THE PLACE WHERE MICE LIVE.