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יום רביעי, אוקטובר 05, 2005

shanah tovah

A peaceful new year to us all - to modern, ultra & just plain Orthodox Jews, Haredi Jews, Mitnagdim, Conservative, Conservadox, Reform & ConForm Jews, Gartel Jews, non-Gartel Jews, Jews with sheitels & without, Tichel Jews, Sheitel, tichel & hat Jews, adult & child Jews, Frum from birth Jews, Baalei teshuva, Satmar, Agudah, black hat, kipa s'ruga, Mir, Munkacs, Belz, Beta Yisrael, Bobov, Chaim Berlin, Y.U. Jews, payes in front of the ear Jews, payes in back of the ear Jews, kipa only in shul/ hat in shul/ no shul at all Jews, Jews by choice,Likud Jews, Labor Jews, Ten Lost Tribes Jews, cardiac Jews, Irish Jews, Black Jews, White Jews, 3-day-a-year Jews, Rav Nachman Jews, Rav Shlomo Jews, Neturei Karta Jews, Hasidim, Telz, Lakewood & Ner Yisrael Jews, Chofetz Chaim Jews, zaftig Jews, skinny Jews, Kook - ies, JTS, RJJ, HUC, HTC, MTJ, BMT Jews, Celebrity Jews, Generation X,Y & Z Jews, NCSY Jews, Solomon Schechter Jews, Chinuch Atzmaih Jews, Fackenheim Jews, Yitz Greenberg Jews, Kahane Jews, Feminist Jews, Chauvinist Jews, egalitarian Jews, traditional Jews, Kaddish-zuger Jews, political Jews, intellectual Jews, ignorant Jews, tomato Jews & orange Jews, Shinui Jews, Shas Jews, Israeli Jews, American Jews, Persian Jews, Russian Jews, Galitzianers, Litvaks, Polacks, Birthright Jews, single Jews, married Jews, wish I was married Jews, Greener Jews, Roiter Jews, Scandinavian Jews, Italian Jews, Bald Jews, Hairy Jews, Canadian Jews, Latino Jews, Ladino Jews, Jews in kapotas, Jews in T-shirts, Jews in sandals, Jews in gym shoes, Jews in cowboy boots, Hungarian Jews, Czech Jews, Jews on the Hungarian-Czech Border Jews, Ashkenazim, Sefardim, Yemenite Jews, Afrikaaner Jews, Romanian Jews, Zionists, non-Zionists, anti-Zionists, post-Zionists, Jews with an accent, Jews who speak perfect Midwestern English Hebrew, Native American Jews, Anglo-Saxon Jews, French Jews, German Jews, Greek Jews, Indian Jews, Chinese Jews, Jews who like David Levy , Wannabee Jews, Conspiracy Theory Jews, Japanese Jews, Shayna Panim Jews, Meeskite Jews, Closet Jews, Shnorrers, Baalei Tzedaka, Tzadikim, Baynonim, Rashaim, Chacham-Tam-Ayni Yodea Jews, Chevramen & Farbisseners, kvetching Jews, Guta Neshama Jews, Vizhnitzer, Ger, Gerer, Chabadnik, Kohenim, Levi'im, Yisraelim, Machers, Mavens, & Poshet Jews, EVERYKIND of Jew in this vast Universe: May we all unite - without a fight! - and together ignite G-d's great
light.

May we see a sweet and blessed year together with a true peace. Shana Tova!
Artza alinu. Am yisrael chai