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You don't pay taxes; they take taxes.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

When it seems you can't forgive, remember how much YOU have been forgiven.

Centipede: An ant built to government specifications.

"You want us to do WHAT?" -- Ancient Chinese wall engineer.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

The hardest thing to disguise is your feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the bus for home.

What is it about politics that turns otherwise decent folk into egotistical, narrow-minded bullies?

A great actor can bring tears to our eyes. But then, so can an auto mechanic.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

The bad news is; time flies. The good news is; you're the pilot.

Procrastinate Later. You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.

Change is good but dollars are better.

A promise is a debt.

He who hesitates is probably right.