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יום שני, יולי 11, 2005

CREATIVE SNEEZING



They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three students filing into thealready crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns flowing and thetraditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and moms freely brushed away tears.This class would not pray during the commencements ----- not by choice butbecause of a recent court ruling prohibiting it. The principal and several students were careful to stay within the guidelines allowed by the ruling.They gave inspirational and challenging speeches, but no one mentioneddivine guidance and no one asked for blessings on the graduates or their families.The speeches were nice, but they were routine.......until the final speechreceived a standing ovation. A solitary student walked proudly to themicrophone. He stood still and silent for just a moment, and then, it happened. All 92 students, every single one of them, suddenly SNEEZED!!!!The student on stage simply looked at the audience and said, "GOD BLESS YOU,each and every one of you!" And he walked off stage...The audience exploded into applause. The graduating class had found a unique way to invoke God'sblessing on their future with or without the court's approval!