Top Ten Most Common Visiting Day Sightings at any Jewish Summer Camp

Top Ten Most Common Visiting Day Sightings at any Jewish Summer Camp

10. Completely staged cleanliness - clothing folded, beds made, bunks Pesadick
9. Attractive older sister visits wearing the type of outfit that if worn by a camper would have them scrubbing the Bait Medrash floor for the summer
8. Typical father adorning the required khaki shorts, black knee-high socks and sandals interrogating camp rabbi about son's torah learning and potential love life
7. That camp alumni-fanatic who comes back every year, though now in his 40's, still wearing the same skin tight camp t-shirt.
6. A golf-cart driving way too fast to address a "serious emergency"; meaning either some item was found with an unreliable hechsher in the canteen, or major camp donor accidentally found his way into an unclean port-a-potty.
5. Super Frum Family having picnic made up of tin-foil shabbos leftovers setup adjacent to Super Modern Family with tuna sandwiches from Subway
4. Shabbos-Walk couples pretending not to know each other when family members are around
3. Jewish Mothers who, by the end of the day, have begun accosting strangers and unimportant staff members with the line, "You look very familiar..Are you a Goldberg?"
2. The one free kid who is thrilled because his parents didn't visit, but will probably be in therapy for the rest of his life because of it.
1. The over-the-top food package, with enough Pringles cans to end starvation in Africa.