lawer

You Know You Need A New Lawyer When: -

The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. -

During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." -

He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. -

Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger. -

Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever." -

He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs."

He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra. -

He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said..."