Top Ten Ways to Scare Your Guests During the High Holidays

10) "We dip the apple in the beehive itself".>>>>
9) "You don't mind sleeping in a coffin; just like they did in the> desert!">>>>
8) "We would've invited last years' guests back as well, but...">>>>
7) "Yeah, we dress our pets in white as well".>>>>
6) "We don't feed our fish on Yom Kippur either... we just replace them> the day after".>>>>
5) After some food falls on the floor during Yom Kippur, invoke the> "5-second rule".>>>>
4) Rosh Hashanah activity: bobbing for apples in honey.>>>>
3) "We'll wake you up for shul at 8... with the shofar" (disclaimer:
> actually go do this, it\'s halachically problematic. Oh, and don\'t do the> first 7 either).
2) "Want to learn during the break?">>>>
1) On Rosh Hashanah, count down from 10 at midnight (note: make sure to> start the countdown 10 seconds before midnight