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יום רביעי, נובמבר 16, 2005

mentel test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director,

"What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty thebathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup.""Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug.