top ten jewish olympic sports

10. Track - Within the 18-Minute window before shabbos
9. Asking for more bread at restaurants
8. Shabbos elevator racing
7. Repentathalon
6. Speed dialing (Gan Asia)
5. Fencing - Israelis are the hands down favored in this self-defense.
4. Jewish Geography Challenge
3. Speed Davening Triathlon - Shachris, Mincha and Maariv.
2. Accounting
1. Watching Grease