Top Ten Things Your Bubbie Would Consider Anti-Semetic

10. Not enough cream cheese spread on your bagel
9. Any speeding ticket given on erev shabbos
8. Supermarket not excepting expired 2 for 1 coupon
7. Restaurants not giving seconds on free bread
6. Restaurants not giving enough fortune cookies
5. Being made to wait on line at the post office/DMV/passport place
4. Having milchig shabbos meals
3. Being cut in line at the supermarket checkout
2. Jury duty
1. Anyone who does not want to date her granddaughter