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יום שישי, יוני 03, 2005

the difference between water and coke


Water / coke

OK, first WATER
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated
.2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that itis often mistaken for hunger
.3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism asmuch as 3%
.4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs foralmost 100% of the dieters studied in a University ofWashington study
.5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue
.6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water aday could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80%of sufferers
.7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-termmemory,trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on thecomputer screen or on a printed page
.8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk ofcolon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breastcancer by 79%, and one is 50%less likely to develop bladdercancer.

And now for the properties of COKE
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries twogallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highwayafter a car accident.2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will begone in two days.3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toiletbowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flushclean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreouschina.4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumperwith arumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped inCoca-Cola.5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a canof Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked inCoca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into thebaking pan,wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes beforethe ham isfinished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix withthe Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into aload of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through aregular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. Itwill also clean road haze from your windshield.For Your Info1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acidalso leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor tothe rising increase in osteoporosis.2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercialtruck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved forHighly corrosive materials.3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean theengines of their trucks for about 20 years!Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?