Top 35 Jewish/Israeli Misconceptions about Disney Facts

1) His name is Mickey Mouse.....no, he's not an Israeli woman, and he> doesn't spell his name 'Miki'>>>>

2)"Homeward Bound" is not about someone making Aaliyah>>>>

3) Happy is not still drunk from Purim....Grumpy did not grow up on
> Island....Sneezy did not have snuff....Sleepy did not stay up all night on> Shavuot....Dopey did shave during sephira.....Doc is>> not the one their mother is most proud of.....Bashful is not shomer Negia>>>>>>

4) When You Wish Upon A Star, you ARE doing Avodah Zarah>>>>

5) Darkwing is not the Satan>>>>

6) Beauty and the Beast was not recorded during the Omer. The Beast>> really> is that hairy.>>>>

7) Sleeping Beauty is not your wife, while you\'re in shul on a Saturday> morning>>>>

8) Mary Poppins is not Jesus\'s mother>>>>

9) His name is Winnie The Pooh, not Winnie Pooh-Pooh-Pooh>>>>

10) Snow White was not punished for eating a treif apple...she was> punished for eating an apple that was prepared by a non-Jew>>>>

11) "It\'s A Small World" is not referring to the Jewish world, even>> though> everyone still seems to know each other anyway>>>>

12) Yes, Mulan did commit "Beged Ish," but she still got the guy she> loved, which proves a rasha will get their reward in this world, but a> tzadek will get his reward in the world to come.>>>>

13) "You can Fly" is what you say when you get loaded with Pixie Dust,>> not> when you get loaded on Purim.>>>>

14) "Kiss the Girl" may not be a song you want to sing to your> black-hatter roommate when he\'s about to go on a shiduch date>>>>

15) "Dovid Melech Yisrael" in English is not "Davey Crockett, King Of The> Wild Frontier.">>>>

16) The "Tiki Tiki Tiki Room" is not African for "The Yichud Room.">>>>

17) Tarzan is not a Nazir>>>>

18) Bambi is not a U.S.Yer

>> 19) Don't confuse the "Fox and The Hound" with "Wolf and Lamb
20) Pokahontas didn\'t live in a succah>>>>

21) "A spoonful of sugar" makes the medicine go down, but if it\'s a> kezayit, it needs a bracha Acharona>>>>

22) "Be Our Guest" is not an Upper West Side shabbat zemira....even>> though> it would be so cool if someone did that>>>>

23) Pride Rock is not massada>>>>

24) The little mermaid might be kosher to eat....ask your rabbi.....after> all, she does have fins and she>> does have scales>>>>

25) "Heigh-Ho" is not a pickup line you want to use on the UWS>>>>

26) "The Rescuers" is not a cartoon about "hatzala">>>>

27) Mr. Toad\'s Wild Ride is not referring to your taxi ride in Israel>>>>

28) The Black Cauldron is not filled with Cholent>>>>

29) "I\'ve Got No Strings To Hold Me Down" is not a song UWS guys use>> after> they say "It\'s just not shayech.">>>>

30) Pinnochio is a Mamzer>>>>

31) Parent Trap is not another name for Chanukah>>>>

32) "The Three Caballeros" is not about the three wisemen>>>>

33) "Lady And The Tramp" is not the cartoon version of "Trembling Before> G-d">>>>

34) Splash Mountain is NOT a kosher Mikva>>>>

35) Big Thunder Mountain is not where the Jews got The Torah);