Top 10 Jewish Euphemisms for going to the Bathroom

10. Plant a tree in Israel.

9. bring a Korban

8. Kli Sheni time

7. Put something in shamus

6. Let My People Go

5. Boil the bagels.

4. Take Terumah and Maaser

3. Put baby Moses' basket in the river.

2. Rebuild the temple.

1. Going Shanah Bet.