Top Ten Ways To Remember to Count Sefirat Omer

10. 49 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.
9. Sing really elaborate "Who Knows One?" seder song
8. Set alarm clock to go off every time second hand hits the corresponding sefirah day
7. Make a mark on your hand under your "Remember Sammy Jankis" tatoo
6. Kindly ask your secretary to remind you to count the daily wheat sheeve offering
5. Pledge to give money to local Islamic Jihad for every day you miss
4. Initiate minhag to count only prime numbers
3. Rename day's number after sports player who wears that number (Did we count Michael Jordan or Willie Mays today?)
2. Three Words: Yellow Post-it Bonanza
1. Count sheep